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1. Why is it that every time disaster strikes, I find myself without a proper blade?
2. Some cereals give me gas..
3. Dancing on the table may be my favorite past time
4. I really like banannas
5. I have super powers
6. I like to be naked
7. I AM MAN! (WOMAN)
8. I am the king (queen) of cheese!
9. My hair hurts
10. It's those damn aliens
11. It's official.. I'm in love with HOT DOGS!
12. Polar bears sleep with penguins, everyone knows that
13. Why would I study if I can pretend to study?
14. Community College is easier than sleeping with a prostitute
15. IT'S A CHALLENGE!
16. I fear chipmunks..period
17. Fupas are almost as sexy as your mom
18. How dare you tempt me with those bolgarious schemes
19. I was born at a very young age.
20. I lost my necklace and dignity in the river.
21. Are you afraid of raccoons?
22. Ask me about allergy relief
23. I want to punch bees in the face
24. Why are you calling me while im pretending to be busy!
25. Yay! I'm taking a poop!
26.well hello there dingleberry
27. Hey, what happens in vegas stays in vegas!
28. Yes, I would love to sled down your stairs
29. Let's run through the sprinklers!
30. Hemroids are a pain in the butt..
31. genital herpes can be a hassle
32. RUMSPRINGA!
33. I hate when I have gum stuck in my hair
34. Stand away, you smell like boiled cabbage
35. Adventure time!
36. Quick find the source of the lights!
37. How dare you question my authority?
38. Chitty Chitty bang bang!
39. I'll go to the movies with you if you wait outside.
40. Stand back, your hair makes me nervous
41. I have never had this much fun since my last flash dance festival
42. Your dog needs to stop licking my feet
43. My name is (your name), but you can call me tomorrow
44. If you eat too much cheese it can clog up your butt, be careful
45. If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
46. Running in place gets you nowhere, fast!
47. If you dance with me I promise to step on your feet.
48. Do you know what our state bird is?
49. Do you know what our state tree is?
50. When is national pie day?
51. Could you refrain from drinking pop, it gives me gas.
52. I prefer coke over pepsi.
53. I like cats..
54. I don't like cats..
55. I am afraid of snow
56. Sloppy Joes don't have to be sloppy if made differently
57. The only way I can explain it is as seeing your 3rd grade math teacher naked
58. My brain is swollen
59. No paperclip, I do not need your help
60. Why am I so amazing?
61. I am about to loose my shoestring
62. Do you have an extra earring that I can use?
63. Please don't lick my face in that mannor
64. If you pinch his butt I will give you a quarter
65. I have read a total of 4 and 1/2 books in my lifetime
66. You do know there are no real vampires?
67. When you lick my armpits it tickles.
68. Why say "I'm fuming" if your not on fire?
69. Yes this is my street, I own it
70. If your house was in the middle of the street that would be very dangerous
71. If you are Irish, you are born a great drinker.
72. Dogs smaller than a football are not real dogs at all.
73. It's 5:15 at nigh..do you know where your kids are?
74. I dare you to show your face!
75. If you park in the handicap spot I promise to limp into the store..
76. Your gerbil is giving me the stink eye.
77. Does this mean I get to keep my dictionary?
78. You know I don't know spanish.
79. I could see he wanted to joust with the table legs
80. I have sass coming out of my ass
81. SAFETY DANCE!
82. No one makes me bleed my own blood
83. My tire totally flew off of my car this morning
84. Would you like to kiss my flamingo?
85. The penguins are in the kitchen.
86. I carry eyeliner and small puppies in my purse.
87. You support me, like a bra.
88.We can't eat the bald eagle, they are endangered.
89. Save the Whales!
90. I own the heart of the ocean.
91. You make me feel like I need to poop.
92. When I sit, you stand..ready go!
93. This weekend is the best night ever!
94. I am super cool.
95. Oh silly boy, tricks are for kids.
96. Mommy always told me I would be prom King (queen)
97. Lies are like fake truths
98. If you ask for my number I may give you the rejection hotline
99. Ninjas are really good at basketball.
100. Sometimes your carpet makes me really angry.
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DeleteI met a fish once who was afraid of water.
DeleteIf I were to write my name in print using my foot, would that be considered my "foot print" or signature.
DeleteI tried to tie my shoes with my tongue and got tongue tied.
The bottom of my left foot is mad at my eardrum for playing percussion for a band that plays hip hop music instead of soul music. My thighs on the other hand, think that my ear drum is hip for being in a hip hop band. Isn't that the bees knees?
Go poop some goop or poop some goop, and you can even bring the whole troop along to go poop in a group in a place that's called a public restroom. Does your poop make petals of a flower droop? Go poop through a hula hoop and watch it go down in a loop with just one swoop. Or perhaps snoop around the neighbor's yard outside to go poop if you're a dog, and watch your human swoop down to pick up your poop using a scoop. That's enough talk about poop to impress betty boop.
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DeleteRofl laughinf at #91
ReplyDeleteSam, I already told you that your hair looks like a dead rat. Ahhh it's moving!!!! My father looked #72. I told my brother these, we couldn't stop laughing.
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DeleteHappy to bringith a smile to one's facial region! ;)
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ReplyDeleteWeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Yay! Penguins
ReplyDeleteI was watching T.V the other day, then my favorite song started playing in the radio of my car, and that's when i realized today string cheese is absolutely modifying when faced against a 3-legged stripper, and that's why i didn't do my honework last tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteYou are all so creative! I am inspired to bringith forth a new list!....can we get to at least 10 fan inspired random comments?....I anxiously await your challenge acceptance!
ReplyDeleteToday was the best night ever!!
ReplyDeleteI like dinosaurs if agreed then please step to the left of the refrigerator next to the toilet.
ReplyDeleteCan I stand on top of your toilet?
DeleteCan I stand on top of your toilet?
DeleteWhoooaaaa! We're half way therrreee! Keep it up guys, you're the best only a few more and then...dun dun dunnnn.....new list. Make sure to follow, I know the anticipation is a killer! ;)
ReplyDeleteHere is the picture of your target blame it on somebody else the jelly is in his pocket and the cheese in your mailbox leave his body in the top of Mount Everest check to make sure your not followed...
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Deleteyou're all the best. let's keep this going! Don't forget to subscribe!
ReplyDeleteYa and don't forget to take a poop!
ReplyDeleteNailed it.
Love all these, Me and my girlfriend laughed so hard! ROFL xD
ReplyDelete(walk into an elevator) I bet you are all wondering why I've brought you here today
ReplyDeleteWalk up to a random person a say: chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore chocolate counts as salad. Your Welcome
ReplyDeleteWe wear plants... Cotton
DeleteWe wear plants... Cotton
DeleteSex is like food no matter how much we try to stop we can't
ReplyDeleteWhy art thou so creative!?... My new "100 random things to say" post senses are tingling!... Honorary mentions will also be included! :) (It's basically celebrity status)
ReplyDeleteKeep up your awesomeness fellow RandaRenos! Much love from the one.. the only.. The RandaRoni.
Why does Glass taste like blood?
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ReplyDeleteI just slipped over a chicken while I was in the shower.
ReplyDeleteA cherry opalescent Popsicle who burps every six seconds called Lulu likes to go skydiving in a lake while wearing a holographic poncho that vibrates the duct tape goggles on her head so that they rattle and hiccup afterwards at a frequency of 119 hZ
ReplyDeleteWhenever it rains in Swaziland, mosaic peaches named Ethel and Bethel juggle speckled snow shoes with opalescent stripes next to a kaleidoscopic flamingo called Mopey who hops on his beak 11 times to soap opera music sung by a holographic glove in the key of C Minor.
the bearded octopus jumped off a hole after scuba diving with a mosaic umbrella who is afraid of water and has a fetish for hair brushes that glow in the dark. My belly button can do the splits, and I have a double jointed eyeball that sniffs glue. Right now I am wearing tropical ice skates along with a name brand poncho made out of duct tape,velvet framed goggles made with diffraction grating film lens, a transparent kilt, and a florescent diaper around my head that blinks and meows whenever a cow moos. I don't understand why nobody wants to buy a vibrating tripod or go suntanning inside of a cave. My funny bone is a comedian and my ear drum plays the percussion in a band. My ear lobe wears a bath robe and I use my ear wax to make candles.
Iridescent porcupines shave their backs with kaleidoscopic razors whenever a glow in the dark snowman named Theodore pokes their butts with a plastic stick. A giant suction cup humps a magnetic crutch that turns invisible whenever it picks up a radio signal at a frequency of 528 hZ. I draw smiley faces with grasshopper spit! Do you happen to know if cubicles square dance because my holographic fish seems to have 2 left fins and a pretzel writes with a low darker instead of a high lighter in a perpendicular universe that is the mirror of a mirror of a mirror image going upwards and inwards ten times +2 degrees W for every time. Do you ever look through kaleidoscopic prisms while wearing diffraction grating film glasses and look at electroplasma lamps next to holographic sheets that are reflected off of mirrors reflected off of mirrors? I also noticed that b is the horizontal mirror image of d and that p is the vertical mirror image of b....so p and d are diagonal mirror images.
ReplyDeletedogs bark remarks and birds speak with their beaks. How come geese honk but don't have horns? Somewhere in another universe, there are inices instead of offices, light rooms instead of dark rooms to develop film, tipments instead of basements, and dying rooms instead of living rooms.
I tried to write with my foot so that I could make a foot note. If I were to print my name with my foot, would that count as being a foot print? I ate may fly wings so I could fly! Why aren't there igloos in the Bahamas? I tried to tie my shoes with my mouth and got tongue tied. I wear blush on my butt so that I have rosy cheeks. I draw smiley faces with grasshopper spit! Help, I get butterflies in my stomach but can never shit butterflies out. Am I constipated with cocoons or something? I think fasting would benefit anorexic people.My hypothesis is that the inch worm, centipede, and millipede created the ruler. I call bathrooms urination station that are sometimes constipation stations and monthly menstruation stations if you have 2 X chromosomes on planet earth. polka dotted polka dots and whirlahoops of being psycoocoo and coocoonutso. There is an opposite universe someh where that sings the song Mellow Blue and people feel yellow when they are depressed and get magenta with envy or cyan when angry. I take the biggest dumps for anybody in my weight category.
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ReplyDeleteIridescent porcupines shave their backs with kaleidoscopic razors whenever a glow in the dark snowman named Theodore pokes their butts with a plastic stick. A giant suction cup humps a magnetic crutch that turns invisible whenever it picks up a radio signal at a frequency of 528 hZ. I draw smiley faces with grasshopper spit! Do you happen to know if cubicles square dance because my holographic fish seems to have 2 left fins and a pretzel writes with a low darker instead of a high lighter in a perpendicular universe that is the mirror of a mirror of a mirror image going upwards and inwards ten times +2 degrees W for every time. Do you ever look through kaleidoscopic prisms while wearing diffraction grating film glasses and look at electroplasma lamps next to holographic sheets that are reflected off of mirrors reflected off of mirrors? I also noticed that b is the horizontal mirror image of d and that p is the vertical mirror image of b....so p and d are diagonal mirror images.
ReplyDeletedogs bark remarks and birds speak with their beaks. How come geese honk but don't have horns? Somewhere in another universe, there are inices instead of offices, light rooms instead of dark rooms to develop film, tipments instead of basements, and dying rooms instead of living rooms.
I tried to write with my foot so that I could make a foot note. If I were to print my name with my foot, would that count as being a foot print? I ate may fly wings so I could fly! Why aren't there igloos in the Bahamas? I tried to tie my shoes with my mouth and got tongue tied. I wear blush on my butt so that I have rosy cheeks. I draw smiley faces with grasshopper spit! Help, I get butterflies in my stomach but can never shit butterflies out. Am I constipated with cocoons or something? I think fasting would benefit anorexic people.My hypothesis is that the inch worm, centipede, and millipede created the ruler. I call bathrooms urination station that are sometimes constipation stations and monthly menstruation stations if you have 2 X chromosomes on planet earth. polka dotted polka dots and whirlahoops of being psycoocoo and coocoonutso. There is an opposite universe someh where that sings the song Mellow Blue and people feel yellow when they are depressed and get magenta with envy or cyan when angry. I take the biggest dumps for anybody in my weight category.
A cherry opalescent Popsicle who burps every six seconds called Lulu likes to go skydiving in a lake while wearing a holographic poncho that vibrates the duct tape goggles on her head so that they rattle and hiccup afterwards at a frequency of 119 hZ
ReplyDeleteWhenever it rains in Swaziland, mosaic peaches named Ethel and Bethel juggle speckled snow shoes with opalescent stripes next to a kaleidoscopic flamingo called Mopey who hops on his beak 11 times to soap opera music sung by a holographic glove in the key of C Minor.
the bearded octopus jumped off a hole after scuba diving with a mosaic umbrella who is afraid of water and has a fetish for hair brushes that glow in the dark. My belly button can do the splits, and I have a double jointed eyeball that sniffs glue. Right now I am wearing tropical ice skates along with a name brand poncho made out of duct tape,velvet framed goggles made with diffraction grating film lens, a transparent kilt, and a florescent diaper around my head that blinks and meows whenever a cow moos. I don't understand why nobody wants to buy a vibrating tripod or go suntanning inside of a cave. My funny bone is a comedian and my ear drum plays the percussion in a band. My ear lobe wears a bath robe and I use my ear wax to make candles.
lizards eat marshmallows while sitting on your head
ReplyDeleteI NEED A COCONUT
ReplyDeletePEACHES ARE TO HAIRY
I'm a coconut slut who lives in a coconut hut, and I do the coconut strut when walking with my coconut mut
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DeletePeaches are fuzzy I could just hug one
ReplyDeleteyour dogs staring at me
ReplyDeletepolar bears share homes with penguiens
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monkeys should be hair dressers
ReplyDeleteI'm at a wedding and getting married and I say can I come back tomorow
ReplyDeleteya mums so fat she thought nickle back was a refund
ReplyDeleteyour mums so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people shout out TAXI TAXI
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ReplyDeleteI am pussy.
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ReplyDeleteIf two people dry hump in a body of water (such as in a lake or in a pool), is it still considered "dry humping" or would it be "wet humping" instead?
ReplyDeleteBefore the internet, I used to Xerox my butt and fax it to people in hopes of finding a date.
ReplyDeleteIf a person in a wheelchair participates in a cakewalk, would it still be called a cake walk?
ReplyDeleteLol, in response to number 91. My manager actually calls me her laxative for real. In fact, when meeting her boyfriend, I even introduced myself as her laxative.
ReplyDeleteThe front is the nut sac; the back is the butt crack. So in the front, there is a scrotum. And in the back there is a rectum.
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ReplyDeleteThe front is the nut sac; the back is the butt crack. So in the front, there is a scrotum. And in the back there is a rectum.
ReplyDeleteLol, in response to number 91. My manager actually calls me her laxative for real. In fact, when meeting her boyfriend, I even introduced myself as her laxative.
ReplyDeleteFarts are burps gone south.
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ReplyDeleteI told people that polar bears sleep with penguins and they all believed me. I feel so bad 😠oh my gosh.
ReplyDeleteDid you know people without beards are just people without beards with beards?
ReplyDeleteAnother thing to say: Do panguins have knee caps?
ReplyDeleteHow many potatoes dous it take to da moon. nun because snakes dont have armpits
ReplyDeleteMy friends hate me now XD
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ReplyDeletetakes a sweaty shit on the floor
ReplyDeleteI didn't fart; I was making an impersonation of a whoopie cushion!
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