RandaReno: March 2014

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Saturday, March 15, 2014

Top 10 ways to create an awkward situation

Yell in a highly populated area “Steve/Melissa”! YOU LEFT YOUR UNDIES AT MY HOUSE! (Then casually walk away)
Walk up to a group of people who seem to be actively discussing an event that they all witnessed and join their conversation. (Make sure to link arms and pretend like you’re one of their friends)
Walk up to a stranger and shout “ NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU, STOP ASKING!”.. Then angrily walk away
Whilst in the middle of a conversation with a friend, relative, or someone you honestly don’t even know, seductively rub your nipps, like it’s no big deal, and continue your conversation. (Works best with cashiers)
Casually ask random people at the grocery store if they would like your autograph. If they don’t respond, stand there until they do.
Stand and stare at a random person in public until they notice you, try your best to not blink. If they confront you, say nothing and continue to stare.
Link arms with a complete stranger that is walking somewhere in public. Say nothing and act casually. If they ask you what you’re doing, ask them the same question. If they ask any other questions, ask them the same.
While in a bar/bar restaurant (best when at a sports bar) pull a chair up to a crowded table and watch what is on TV. Don’t say a word. If they ask you what you’re doing, simply say you’re watching the game.
Try to make eye contact with strangers. When you meet eye gazes, wink …proceed to do so as long as you can. If they approach you in an aggressive manor, tell them that you weren’t winking at them, the person behind them. Continue to wink at them.
Ask if a seat is taken at a restaurant table or bar table with at least two people sitting at it. If they say no, say perfect then sit down. Act casually.

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