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I have decided..I really want one of these.

you know we all think about it..

Well...Thank you Wicked Wok for clarifying a unspoken question we all occasionally think about..

Monday Blues

When Monday arrives some people are quite upset that the day is a new beginning of another grueling week of work and aggravation. However some people are excited because it is one day  closer to a special event that is happening in the near future. They could also be excited because they actually enjoy their line of work or just are one of those people who are always strangely happy.. For all of you who are in the same boat as I am this fine Monday morning, let us join together to say to all of you happy,and excited people...

F-U!

Good day!

10 random funny things to do

1. walk into a dressing room and after a few minutes shout theres no toilet paper in here!

2. Put on a blue vest and greet people in front of Walmart

3. Find a small child who resembles you a bit and tell them you are them from the future

4. Buy a snow cone machine, make snow balls, and throw them at people outside during the summer

5. Put adult diapers in people's shopping carts

6. Climb a tree then throw meatballs at people

7. Stare at someone until they leave the room

8.Buy some skittles and throw them at people while yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW"

9. Say "in my pants" after every sentence

10. Buy a treasure chest and trade in as much money as you can for pennies. Put the pennies in your treasure chest and keep it in your living room, to make everyone see how rich you are.

A few songs about Tuesday

Moody Blues - Tuesday Afternoon

The Stones - Ruby Tuesday

Llynrd Skynnrd - Tuesday's gone

Random Bum

Ahh the beautiful streets of Chicago..

Prius Repellent

Funny Random Truck